Mouths of Babes
Little pitchers have big ears. Green ceramic pitcher from www.1stdibs.com .
Today’s “Surreal Mommy Moment” brought to you by the Target parking lot:
Lady next to me talking loudly on her cell to her friend: “I have been reading all his emails and checking bank statements and I swear to you he’s got to be getting HOOKERS!”
And then I hear it… the sweet little voice of my son from inside the car where I was loading my goods: “Mommy, what is a hooker?”