“Big A”: “Mommy, can I have a snack?” Me: “Sure, how about some pita chips?” “Big A”: ” I don’t want to eat PENIS CHIPS!” Can’t really...

What will you release this year? I’m giving away WORRY! Don’t miss the Pulling the Plug series on TheBathwaterBlogs! Share this: Email...

“Big A”: “Why do you always want me to give you kisses?” Me: “I love getting kisses from you. I want a million zillion trillion of them.”...

Norman Reedus likes boob pillows, too! “Big A”: “Mom, your boobs are my favorite pillows…” They learn young. Share this: Email Facebook...

Photo courtesy of Squidoo.com Almost had a heart attack when I opened the shower door to get my towel and “Big A” was standing there...

Editor’s note: This post is part of our Pulling the Plug series! UFC champ Chuck ‘The Iceman’ Liddell cheers me on as I kick WORRY’S...

Melanie quit her day job and is trying to embrace a life less ordered. Austin’s beautiful daughter was born while he continues to grieve...

“Mom, can you turn on some ‘tallica?”. (As in Metallica.) Mr. Aggie, darling, WHAT have you done?? Share this: Email Facebook Twitter...

The Beatrix Wheelie Bag from Staples As I tucked “Big A” in, I told him about the night of his birth. I told him that three years ago,...

UFC champ Chuck Liddell says the best part of waking up is GROUNDS and pound, baby! #actionfigureworkday We here at Bathwater say Elf on...

WARNING: Serious cuteness alert Me: “Son, why did you sneak into my bed in the middle of the night?” Big A: “My bed just isn’t the bed...

Big A: “Mommy, I think I would rather take baths with you instead of my brother.” Me: “Um, why?” Big A: “Because I’m pretty sure you...

Will her son ever experience emotional trauma because he is adopted? Will he lash out at her with the dreaded, ‘you’re not my REAL...

“I don’t want to be a big brother ANY MORE! You need to GO BACK IN MOMMY’S BELLY RIGHT! NOW!” Not a chance! Share this: Email Facebook...

“Big A”: “Mom, can you be my wife?” Me: “Nope, I am your mommy.” “Big A”: “But can you tuck me in at night even when I grow up to be a...

Umm … why EXACTLY do you want me to come see? “Because it smells so bad! I mean, it smells like candy canes!” Harumpf. Somehow my...

Our favorite witch. Well, until she melted. “Big A”: “Mommy, you’re a witch and I’m hammered!” Me: “WHAT?” “Big A”: “You’re a WITCH and...

“Big A”: Mommy, you said S%@T ! You are not allowed to say S%@T! S%@T is a grown-up word! It’s not good to say S%@T. How come you said...

The hills were alive – with the sounds of laughter when we got a surprise snow storm on holiday. There are a few things about growing up...

‘Big A’ hugs Hannah on their date. My son, “Big A,” is not your typical 4-year-old. He talks like he’s a teen-ager, often using...